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Darren Elmore

@darrenelmore

A comedian. A nap enthusiast. A metal nerd. A gay. A bunch of other stuff too...I'm a lot.

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Loretta was a supremely talented actor. She deserved all her 10 EMMY nominations and her 2 wins. But more than acting her part, she created it. She worked hard In showing the writing staff how they could turn the character from a one joke sexist stereotype into a real person --

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Gotta say, it’s refreshing to see a pro sports team posting about Pride and actually mentioning the 2SLGBTQ+ community. Thank you Toronto Maple Leafs for not wussing out.

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I feel like the #BlueJays are gearing up for one of their epic offensive outages…it’s not every AB but I’m seeing a lot more swinging at everything early in the counts and pop ups. If I didn’t think sports gambling was evil, I’d put money on a losing July record

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Every time I hear John Oliver, Seth Myers or Colbert reference “power bottoms”, “k-holes”, or “slaying” I say a quick prayer of thanks for gays in writer rooms.

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I am kinda on the fence about the #BlueJays trade deadline acquisitions this year but I will say that Ty France makes the team significantly more caked up

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This is right up my alley…crusty, noisy, mean post punk that sounds a bit like Swans mixed with early Amebix and a dash of Godflesh. Harsh but fascinating sentientruin.bandcamp.com/album/threat

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OK but wouldn't the sudden extreme acceleration cause that poor squirrel's brain to slam against the inside of its own skull with enough force to kill it before it even realizes its not being run over?