Can we please stop mispronouncing St Pancreas Station or something 😔

The market doesnt auto-correct until is indeed run by the algos. If it is already then we need to Grok what those algos are. Over to the blue tick know-it-alls to progress.

Doesn't matter if Labour lose, Tories win or otherwise. You'll all be kept firmly in your place.

Oh fuck off! Good morning Uk'ers and anyone else unlucky or otherwise. Its going to be a great week. Not necessarily for our money 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

People have been hearing this for donkeys. Look, its a rolling dice that historically beats the indexes by miles. Your rolling the dice anyway so you may as well have something speculative.

Everyone jumping on the overbought bandwagon. People make money out of this bullshit. The rich will get over-rich off this nonsense. Look away and come back in a year and more.

"Could be". All the technology in the world still unable to predict nature. Anyway, if it were too cool it'd be disastrous, too warm disastrous, they're messing with your head Sheeple.

Meanwhile, in the US of A - it's just another predictably miserable fuck of a day.

Im sure Mark is a lovely bloke but.....surely you would rather be doing something else.

Leading Short Term Catalysts - $TRUMP $WAR $RELIGION $SOCIALMEDIABULLSHIT

Fyckin Weiros

Nope

"The market" is never certain. I need to start monetising my wisdom - hic!

Taxes, blue or red, are always there. In totality, they only ever increase in real terms. Then you die. End.

Shakespeare - "We know what we are, but know not what we may be" What a gobshite! So many of these 'thinkers' are just stating the bloody obvious. You can put some depth into it if you want but you'll end up feeling miserable. The original Morrisey.

Eat the dog?

Differences of opinion in folklore as to which of the spices/herbs etc are the best for imflammation. Im a turmeric/black pepper/ginger sort. Generally people who do this stuff are more thoughtful about health anyway so unsurprisingly, have less pain.

Funny what people think about. Im currently concerned with the impact of a lunchtime packet of sugar free chews from Lidl. History repeating

Hey look, theyre going to stop the migrants! Again. Dont get absorbed in the bollocks. Get out into the parks and the beaches. The sun's out, soon be Christmas so lets go. Dont give bullshit a second thought.

"Its tight to its 5 day moving average and has gone up every day for the last ten days" - enter dave glass 🧠💙£££✈️ - the job is officially fucked.