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Last thought before attempting to go to bed: if Americans are willing to reelect Trump after everything he’s said in the past three months, there’s nothing Harris could’ve done.

people who say "well trump was president in 2016 you'll live 🤓" do not realize tens of thousands of people died because he downplayed a pandemic and women today are dying because of the 3 supreme court justices he appointed

just found a hidden Mickey in my new apartment! LMAO!!!!! And in regards to the fascism, well

I’m instituting Bad Take Amnesty today. if you say something deranged I’ll choose to forget it. expires at 11:59pm PST after that I’ll start remembering

I’ve been out of work in the animation industry for two years now (1/5)

Pope Crave currently predicts Isabella Rossellini to win the ‘Best Supporting Actress’ Oscar.

Remember when people actually pretended this wasn't true lmao

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

Hey bro are you ok we noticed you were signing a darker, more melancholy reprise of your I Want song from earlier

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Kylie Brakeman i immediately found the diva in your hotel room. she just walked right up and turned herself in.

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nurse boyfriend sent me this text to butter me up before he asked me to come donate blood

sorry but you simply cannot convince me that there’s a largescale conspiracy where violent gang members are flooding into our country to spend 30 years being my friend’s mom