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the author is dead they cry, we may interpret as we wish. no i scream silently from inside a block of carbonite, i live on and I shall haunt your bladder in the night hours, and when you get up to pee at 3am you shall know it was me and that you analysed the text poorly

luthen rael would have bludgeoned han solo to death with a steel pipe behind the mos eisley cantina

I actually only write books so I can do the dedications

Oliver Darkshire 🌈 I finished Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil today… wtf but also I LOVED IT! Looking forward to Oliver signing my proof on July 15th vm.tiktok.com/ZNdDf5Kww/

"wtf but also loved it" should be on my family crest or maybe my tomb

its been a week (a month in the states) and copies of ISABELLA NAGG AND THE POT OF BASIL seem to be appearing all over the place. goodreads is in civil war because its too weird and no-one knows exactly what genre it is. i stare out the window, holding my tea, watching the flames

this is very funny because my books are *exactly* the kind of book you should lose on a plane, I can't explain it but it's 100% on brand

attracting he/theys and they/thems lately like im filling out a regional pokedex, what is your moveset. yes i have the badges required to train you. do you have rock smash

a real life D&D game is like this but you have five astarions and they are all on cocaine