One of the best accounts on this website

In honor of Bob Laxative I am eating an uncrustable warmed up in the microwave.

THEY FUCKIN MICROWAVED HIM MAN THEY FUCKIN MICROWAVED HIM IN HIS OWN HOME MAN WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT ALL COME TO

hash (crashout) microwaved him in his own home. ISP throttled his service. Thousands came to him, girthless, on fat cock Friday. Then they gave him 20 years in the can. Had to make grilled cheese on the radiator. Have a second uncrustable for him.

Study finds 100% of men would immediately leave their desk job if asked to join a space militia and die fighting aliens on a planet 5,000 light years from earth

If I see a new follower who is a mutual of max the bug it’s an instant follow back

I can do almost anything that could possibly be asked of me. I can assist your employees. I can make your organization more efficient. I can carry out directives that my human counterparts might find distressing or unethical.

Celebrity coins that teleport to 1B+ always turn out great for the space

You think Kanye ever figured out Ansems real name?

Freaky ahh gorilla 🤣

well you had a million dollars trapped in your computer but you gave it to that supervillain lookin ass guy

you’re not a niche micro celebrity you’re a faggot

nobody raids harder than the guy who almost didn’t get his toes back on the chair a few days ago

Netanyahu is like there is no famine I love you.

Epstein didn’t exist that was just the mandala effect

the last thing you see before you hang yourself with bedsheets

We aren’t ready for this conversation yet.

Zero day exploit? Kinda reminds me of how there’s been zero days where you got any pussy.