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I am sad to have to report another serious accident at the white board marker factory. This one caused by some careless idiot trying to explain why density surfaces slope in the Southern Ocean.

Dear UK — my apologies. I thought the Queue was a complete waste of time. Now I realize you were practicing for everyone in the country taking it in turns to be PM. What an amazing innovation in democracy — truly government by (all) the people (in turn), for the people.

9/10 SciFi sunset.

A solid 8/10 for Halloween.

The biological pump in the ocean. As murdered live in class.

Marine ecology … the latest innocent victim. An acquaintance of the victim, who preferred to remain anonymous, said: ‘I mean, ecosystems in models were just happily living their lives, being published in CMIP6 and consuming nutrients, when they were savagely mauled in class.’

I wonder if I went overboard on the candy care packages for the students for their MATLAB programming Finals exam?

The beautiful xmas-y sights of Chicago. #AGU2022

So no floor 13 at my #AGU2022 hotel. I wonder whether when they came to laying the foundations, they considered pile driving into the bedrock, but decided instead to throw a lucky rabbits foot onto unconsolidated mud. I think I feel safer with evidence/science based decisions.

For those interested in climate mitigation and geo engineering at #AGU2022 — enjoy the large scale albedo enhancement deployment event scheduled for the end of the week in Chicago.

And meowDOTsocial/Andy Ridgwell is now considered 'malware' and apparently can cannot be added to my Bio or tweeted (without replacing the . to stop it being a link). Don't wait until QElon has locked all the lifeboats!

Dear UCR Earth and Planetary Sciences UC Riverside UC Riverside CNAS it might be an inconvenience to move to Mastodon ... but you are supporting a business solely owed by an alt right transphobe who has opened the floodgates to climate and vaccine misinformation and hate speech. Yours, @[email protected]

To escape: 1. <joinmastodon DOT org> 2. Pick an 'instance' (server) -- those listed have strong moderation policy Does not matter which ... many science/paleo folks on: <mas DOT to> 3. Let people know where you are ... also use specific # to help (e.g. #paleoclimate)