Jack “Nicholas” is all you really need to know about what an absolute phony Chad Mumm is.

Gotta feel for Rose Zhang’s sponsors for how little airtime they get for their money. Hey Delta, will you make Rose wear the logo to all her creampuff seminars at Stanford this fall?

Libs are complaining that their right to be fat, lazy, drains on the health care system is being infringed by some fascist JFK/Trump/RFK Jr. policy.

Since joining the LPGA at 19 years old in 2022, Jeeno Thitikul has *49* Top 10s in just 77 starts (64%). That’s almost 50% more than the next most on Tour, Nelly Korda’s 33.

You can add an N/A next to the AIG Women’s Open (and the Evian) too, because NBC Sports PR buried the ratings, and golf media won’t seek them out. Because it’s sexist to discuss LPGA ratings. We must protect these delicate flowers while demanding they be paid like the men.

No AIG Women’s Open ratings reports, but Josh Carpenter is happy to spread Michelle Wie claims about better viewership, and whining that the women aren’t getting what they “deserve.”

Congrats to Megha Ganne, and Delta, whose logo has gotten more airtime out of its deal with her this weekend than it has out of her classmate Rose Zhang all year.

Credit where credit is due: PJ Clark has been a good addition to The Shotgun Start. He’s like the anti-Cody McBride.

WILD.