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You will not be able to stay home, brother....

That poor guy who survived the crash, as well as the inevitable survivor’s guilt, he’s going to get hounded by media outlets desperate to get a first interview with him. They’re already camped on his family’s doorstep.

Jeez. Just looked back at work in progress stuff I was writing before the whole cardiac unpleasantness and it’s all gone … like snow off a baker’s roof. First time that’s happened. It was probably shite, but it might’ve been capable of being moulded into something less shite.

All those western politicians who backed Netanyahu at the beginning. How about universally condemning him now? Where are the widespread sanctions that would be imposed against any other government acting ‘pre-emptively’ like this?

Back, for the encores: Up. Face like Quasimodo in a Hull Hall of broken Mirrors. Hair like Rod Stewart's blocked shower drain. Voice like a drunk Bonnie Tyler with angina, riding a mechanical bull in a Miner’s Club in Barry Island. Morning.

Won’t get fooled again.

‘48 hours in Munich’: the one-year anniversary. Director’s Cut of a story of hope and heartbreak, calamity and Klopp. It originally appeared in NutmegMagazine “Wouldn’t have missed it for the world” (Jurgen Klopp*) *rough translation davidfross.co.uk/48-hours-in-mu…

📱@Kobo #Deal📱 Saltire Prize shortlisted author @DFR10's extraordinary dark #Mystery, and book 1 in the #RaskineHouse trilogy is on #SALE! 😱 bit.ly/3SAxKVu The deaths of a series of young women in Glasgow leads to a stately home and back to the Second World War...

Anybody know where you can pick up a Bloody Scotland programme in an old school physical printed format?

A book written by a Da for special Das who hate VAR, pretend to understand the offside rule, and appreciate the significance of the 67th minute. #HappyFathersDay to Das like us, from @orendabooks and Barshaw Bridge FC. Get it here: amazon.co.uk/Theres-Only-On…

Up. Face like a discarded schnitzel supper. Hair like the torn out remnants brushed up from the Allianz terraces. Voice like a burst bagpipe. Morning. Euro2024 post-anniversary hangover vibe.

Thrilled to be caddying at Bloody Scotland this year for these two crime-writing superstars. Looking out my gear contenders already … all of which can only be described as ‘working-class scum/ghetto fabulous’. Get yer tickets here👇🏻 bloodyscotland.com/event/in-the-s…

The kids are alright.

The Club World Cup … a 10-0 thumping. Riveting TV.

Up. Face like Plug from the Bash Street Kids puckering for a snog with Zelda from Terrahawks. Hair like the shredded tape from an unwound C90. Voice like a drunk Baillieston budgie with Tourette’s. Morning.

Brilliant goal. Fantastic pass from Jackson too. So glad the fitba’s back. Have really missed it over this long close season.

Enzo