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Dick Masterson

@dickmasterson

America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸

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Can we finally just do something about this? As a nation. As a supposedly civilized society. Can we somehow just stop this shit by tomorrow?

Heliotroph☀️ (@heliotrophy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guys, Alligator Alcatraz is no joke. My uncle works there and the stuff he tells me is harrowing. He says that ICE agents are painting tunnels on the walls and letting the inmates run full speed into them. The other day they dropped a grand piano from one of the guard towers

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Is Dan taking time off to pull Israel’s dick out of his ass? How do you fuck up this bad as a podcaster? Forget the FBI part. You at least slow play the shit. Drag it out. Blame the previous admin for destroying files, etc. Don’t just walk out and pull your pants down. Idiot.

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Jesus Christ. Another ADULT MAN using laws that are meant to protect women and children to stop people making fun of him online. Time is a flat circle.

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What a pussy. Dan Boingo needed a “mental health day” after covering for pedophiles?? Hope he gets more positive vibes for adulting next week!

Mister Jiki 🇺🇲 (@misterjiki) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My power went out right after Vito said a very Max Cool statement during Vito's Twitter. Listen to The BIGGEST PROBLEM in the Universe I drew the astronaut before I got to the part of the video where I was supposed to do small Notans so I added the top as a bonus. #UnlockYourCreativity Day 15

My power went out right after Vito said a very Max Cool statement during Vito's Twitter.

Listen to <a href="/TheBPITU/">The BIGGEST PROBLEM in the Universe</a> 

I drew the astronaut before I got to the part of the video where I was supposed to do small Notans so I added the top as a bonus.

#UnlockYourCreativity Day 15