Can't help thinking Priti Patel MP is the kind of person who cheered on the Otter Hounds when she watched Tarka The Otter... #Protestandserve

So, in a marketing move that can only be described as "Very unfortunate"... some genius came up with the name "Nonce" finance for their company... Nonce Finance is now Nibbl - You might want to look up the meaning of a word before using it in your name! #fail

Not gonna lie... Proud as punch. This is my eldest son. He is a legend and I probably don't tell him how proud I am of him enough. Love you Son!

Last night’s #gig at Baristocats was pure joy. I had a blast! 💃🏽 It was part of the Swindon Shuffle Fringe & was raising money for Prospect Hospice. If you’d like to donate head to prospect-hospice.net 📸 Nick Lovell #Performer #SwindonShuffle

So anyway... Guess this is where it's at tonight! Hey Zuckerberg? Blow me!

Play Domino's Pizza UK #WildWestWonderShot and you could win a discount code. Play the game now! bit.ly/1FHJ7Mq #WildWestWonderShot

The number of givable fucks reduces in direct proportion to age. There comes an age where you become “fuck poor”. I think I might be getting close.

THIS! @markspencermp. The Leader of the House of Commons... Has lost all touch with reality... AND the Real world. #PartyGate

Centaurs.

Not the Sunday I had in mind

You couldn't make this up. 81 executions the other day but they have oil... it is like we have learned nothing

BREAKING: Members of the government who decided the public should be fined £10,000 for illegal parties have been fined £50 for their own illegal parties. Don't you love British justice? x

@BBCLauraKT I thought the standard FPN for this type of offence was £200 for attendees, and up to £10,000 for those who organised them? Can anyone confirm or correct me, please?

Radioactive.

Heard Dominic Raab on the radio today trying to gaslight the nation like his sack of shit boss has been doing for the last decade. Pathetic and sad. 2 apologies to the Queen... 2 Ethics advises have given up on Johnson... Yet Raab defends him Time for the Tories to go!

The frog faced cock goblin rears it's ugly head again. What is it about Farage that he won't just head in the general direction of off in a manner reminiscent of fucking?

Twitter owned by Elon Musk is not for me. He isn't opening up "free speech". He is enabling hate speech. If everyone who disagrees with his taking over Twitter leaves, there is a good chance it will reduce Musk to millionaire status. Let's give it a go!

Just a quick reminder of who Elon Musk used to hang around with and why I am leaving twitter.

Jesus H Christ on a bike, Joseph in the sidecar and Mary Mother of God riding pillion in red leathers... THIS is not healthy people. Also... Jesus would have whipped the Republicans out of every one of his churches. He was against EVERYTHING the GOP now stands for.