imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so fucked up

Me on the sidelines waiting for all these falling ass kids to get off the rink so I can jam in peace.

I never know what the fuck I’m doing, but somehow I keep getting the job done..

“Tonight we Gay as hard as we can.” -B 🎀

I did that.

Fastest way to lose me for good is to look me in my eyes and lie to me.

I am learning that I can’t Love someone out of their own trauma. I cannot simply hand down the cheat codes of healing to help speed up their process. I cannot teach someone who isn’t ready, how to Love me.

Waiting for my reputation to precede me so I can start writing random silly shit in my social media bios..

Left my house in heels & a short dress with a long night ahead. Who the fuck do I think I am?!!?!??

Remind me to never wear heels and a short dress out, ever a-fuckin-gain.

Oof! This green look just made me moan a lil bit 🫠

All the outside girlies dressed in pink are yelling “Hi Barbie” to all the other girlies dressed in pink. I feel like I’m in an episode of Black Mirror

Be My Summer 🙏🏼

Last night I experienced sleep paralysis for the first time ever, and saw/heard that sleep paralysis demon folks be talkin about… and okay YES that shit was indeed scary af.

I’M SORRY, WHAT!?