This right here...

Any of y'all ever pour bbq sauce on something and start singing Rain by SWV to yourself?

Yooooo jumpin on Twitch in a few!!! Gonna play joints from 7:30pm est til whenever. twitch.tv/djsureshot

Republicans think a 10-year-old girl is old enough to be a mom, but too young to learn some people have two moms.

Happy 4th of July weekend!!! I hope you all are safe and enjoying your day off. Please make sure you take into consideration the combat vets with ptsd when you light your fireworks at 5pm.

Also, don't shoot your guns in the air to celebrate the holiday.

The NFL needs to immediately change the concussion protocol to make any player who shows “gross motor instability” after a blow to the head an automatic “no go” for the rest of the game. RT if you’re with me.

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I'm pretty sure we're experiencing the grown up version of front of the store ye.

Your anger is a gift.

For those younger than me, this Calvin Ridley trade is just what it was like when my mom would buy me something on layaway

Every Tyler I've ever interacted with has been a fuckin asshole. Tyler Lives Don't Matter.

So the culture war is about gas stoves and litter boxes now? You dumb fucks have waaaaaay too much time on your hands.

These fucks really gentrified "Woke" by making it fit whatever bigoted agenda they want to push. WE AIN'T SCARED OF YOUR BOOGEYMAN!!!!

Shoutout to everybody that's ever been threatened with physical harm by a grown ass man because you beat them at Street Fighter II.

While browsing through a dating app this morning, I stumbled upon this gem in a profile..."I'm 4 months pregnant so you better have your sh*t together". 💀💀💀💀

Fuckin boomers...

What better way for Daytona to welcome @SoyIsReal Kyrie Bourbon gimperella and myself to it's lands than to have one if it's delegates yell "Queer" at us from a dusty Camry while we walk on A1A. #CEO2023

I pretty much get kuya'd in record time. #friendzonesherpa