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Hi I’m doing 4 shows in Christchurch at the darkroom with Ben Macgougan! Holy shit you don’t wanna miss this!

Crushin it

I’m tired and I wish my show was better going into Melbourne comedy fest. I’ve been trying my hardest to get to the next level with stand up and it’s still not hitting. I’m fine and I’m working on it but I just want to be better.

Do you live in Melbourne, you come to my show Linktr.ee/davidpostoffice

This episode is easily the most chaotic the podcast has ever been. Demi Lardner and David Correos are wonderful guests who bring quite a lot of bonus facts. Listen now

Good night

Loved working with Sam Smith. The other time we worked together was when he wrote tasks to give me hell

Robbie also has a show that I’ve been watching for the past year late night pilot! Check it out during the comedy fest in Auckland may 8-11 in basement theatre

Thank you so much if you came to my comedy shows I did this year

Thought I was having a heart attack but turns out I was just evolving like a Pokémon , I’m still the same but now I wear a hat

My menthol vape tastes like aircon

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating Stupid Stupid Stupid

If Pokémon was real I’d be too stupid to figure out trading, id just be in the kitchen giving my lvl 99 kadabra all the spoons

There might be ghosts in my house but it’s all good cause all they wanna do is turn on the projector and watch that Gypsy Rose show with Patricia Arquette

You haven’t officially picked up vaping if you found it behind the couch at a comedy club, you’re just scabbing off someone who doesn’t know

You know when dogs circle their bed 3 times. I’m in bed rn and I totally get it

How to say comedy fest season is coming up without saying it