Dear dan Murphy, today is going to be a good day. And here’s why, because today at least you’re you. And that’s enough.

I guess I should have known a 6 month old puppy would be like a gatdamn newborn baby. #hey5:30AM #dog #wouldnttradehimfortheworld

Why am I just now hearing about the KFC Cheetos sandwich?! I had to find out about this on my own, which means I have no friends that care about me. 🤬🤬😩😫😖

HAPPY RESTAURANT WEEK! Don't engage in buffoonery, eat this charcuterie for your first course at The Table! Retweet to win dinner for 2🍴

**GIVEAWAY** The new TV adaption of #HisDarkMaterials is on right now on BBC! To celebrate, we’re giving you a chance to win a copy of our set of His Dark Materials signed by Philip Pullman and Peter Bailey. RT to enter. Competition ends on 5 November.

Missed last week b/c of Internet issues at home, but here's my #makeovermonday 2019w47 #datafam! Sometimes, a small dataset can challenge you do do things outside your normal gig - I tried that this week! :) Eva Murray | @[email protected] Andy Kriebel public.tableau.com/profile/kyle.m…

Heartstrings Netflix Dolly Parton episode 2 is one of the best episodes of television ever. Fight me.

Today is picture day at work, and our HR representative said to “Come as you!” Is it wrong for me to hope that someone shows up as a Furry?

So thoughtful that Lady Gaga decided to release her new single and video, and RuPaul is gifting me RuPaul's Drag Race for my birthday. #BlessedAndGrateful

Truth.

TONIGHT! (THURS 4/23 8pm ET)! 🌈🎤 join us to celebrate Stonewall Inn Gives with a benefit to support the LGBTQ+ nightlife industry!! i’m cohosting with @michellevisage, hope you love it!! WATCH: StonewallGivesBack.com 🌈🎤

NEW VIDEO: "Reacting To Trump Losing the 2020 Election": youtu.be/YMTbJakouxI (RT for a lil party in your DMs!) 🥳🇺🇸

The cameo from Lawrence Chaney from Kyle J. Massey for my birthday was everything! 🥰❤️😂😭 Thank you both so much. Absolutely amazing! v.cameo.com/e/uLV678bveeb

Y’all I’m sorry. But Carly Rae Jepsen is still slapping. That’s all.

Ugggh. Not Hagrid!!!! 😭😭

I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. gofund.me/90dd8d30

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Anybody else just vibing out to Sarah Brightman and Mario Kart this afternoon? Nah? Okay.

What if “Good Boy” was sung by Ariana Grande?

So JORDY and ZEE MACHINE were in my Top 5 replay for the year. Love you both! Thanks for bringing joy to our lives!