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When your friend tries to pour you a beer in a frosted pint glass

I love that every group chat now has a separate group chat of slightly more liberal friends just talking hellacious shit. It’s called bipartisan tolerance ok.

Your friends seeing the abv on the bottles you’re about to open

At the fifth brewery your friend sits down with a flight and absolutely unloads on you

Screaming into a bowl of iced Saratoga spring water after I see my homies opening rare saisons without me

[oncology nurse administering chemo] Me: mix the chemicals right dear, the margin of error is slight Her: lol thrice Me: haha ya [vomits]

The leaks are crazy

Hooking up with a dude you met at a beer festival

Me peeping on another table when they are opening bottles in the brewery

How it feels to crush six saisons, come home to zero Hinge matches, listening to one of your three roommates arguing with the DoorDash driver while you forget about the bourbon county in the freezer

Someone casually brings up saisons Me:

NOW SEE HERE TROY BOY, whatcha gotta understand is that saison is a philosophy more than ah I say I say operative directive or PROFIT CENTER BOY. Now now it’s a bum steer to think in I say MONOCULTURE propagation black and 565s y’see, RUSTICITY MAY BE A SENSE OF PLACE-

When my friend asks if they should open a brewery

I won’t say anything if I win the lottery, but there will be signs

How it feels when your friend is explaining all the different barrels the stout was aged in

How it feels to pay $10 for a pint at the brewery when a four pack is $16.

“Sir, the brewery just tapped a second pastry stout-“

100 men vs a gorilla? I’ve seen 100 dudes that couldn’t even take down a sixtel of Black Tuesday.

Friend “how was the flight” Me “yes”

The price of Blabaer is a recession indicator for me.