There's a woman on my block who has a couple of Harris/Walz signs on her lawn. According to her, at some point last night, someone came and *added* another sign. The fuck is happening.

Dear Iowa. You know what to do.

Trump says BANNING vaccines is on the table??? Not getting rid of vaccine mandates, actually BANNING the vaccines themselves for diseases like polio and measles? That is batshit crazy.

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

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Been out all afternoon, watching “Conclave.” Good movie. It’s obviously also about an election in which, it turns out, there’s a fair amount of corruption as well as disagreement over whether to go back or move forward

Joe Biden needs to burn this motherfucker to the ground! Pardon Hunter, forgive all student loans, use the executive orders to ban assault rifles, reinstate Roe V Wade, lock it up so tight trump will take months to untie it all! Dark Brandon has no fucks left to give!

Joan Walsh It was the right decision to switch and she ran a near flawless campaign. This is beyond the candidate and tactical decisions of the last three months. We’ll have bigger problems to deal with than her reputation as a candidate. But all this backbiting is bullshit.

Just got my welcome package to start up in the Senate! We start orientation in 4 days. No time for a breather but I’m ready to get to work.

Fox News Host. Oh, Republicans, you really own this. Though I suppose it could have been worse. It could have been Tucker Carlson.

Soon to be Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth complained on Fox that veterans who use the benefits they've earned are dependent on the government and lack "personal integrity". This is what every Vet who wore their MAGA hats to the VA hospital voted for. x.com/politicalplaye…

Matt Gaetz to be AG. Thanks, voters!

Congratulations, Trump voters! You're getting what you voted for.

can’t imagine there’s anything more cathartic for a white southern conservative than getting to personally segregate a restroom

Photobomb of the Day…

Touché. 😆

Great book!

🚨Trump on the India-Pakistan war: “It's a shame. We just heard about it…They've been fighting for a long time. They’ve been fighting for many, many decades and centuries. I just hope it ends very quickly." No leadership