Is it covid or did I sleep weird?

What’s the point of hoarding wealth if you aren’t wearing a top hat and monocle everywhere

I hate the British but I FUX with David Attenborough

This was a heater of a tweet to open 2022 with

NJ.com’s #1 thing to do in Jersey this weekend is wait for your mom to come pick you up from the station

I would dunk but I’m too shy

I’m feeling a clown phase coming up

They can computer animate an entire Detective Pikachu, but still make Tom Cruise jump out of a plane in real life

Don't miss “Naturally Essenced Comedy or, I won a year’s supply of Lacroix and can’t store it all in my apartment, please help” 4/27 7pm at BushwickPublicHouse Hosted by amanda Feat 24 Hour Kiss Club @katgorham ali Michelle Cohn James & Ibhan alex forrest

This is me if I ever get my hands on a Moon Stone from Pokémon

At a Monty Python pitch meeting: “Ok what if my guy had a silly high pitched voice and your guy was real bothered about the whole thing?”

My parents think I visit them in jersey less and less because we’re growing apart as a family but it’s actually because the coffee here sucks

Chet Hanks is walking so Drake’s son can one day soar

I haven’t been the same since I found out that guy’s name isn’t actually Lemony

A quick #cinemahistory lesson

When I have a the blue raspberry Icee I feel like the Jacksonville Jaguar

The Geico gecko will rule us all one day

James and Ibhan: Delinquents James and Ibhan join for Ep 51 of my incredibly dumb podcast Clip is about the Deep State Full Ep: youtu.be/Um3zFHsSCXA

On the worst losing streak, hoping betting on Patrick Beverley to be the next US president will turn my luck around

I love the all the Allman Brothers, but this is sort of a nuts cover