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@dougmckenzie

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I was today years old when I learned that I can send “pew pew” in an iMessage to someone and it will show up with lasers.

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When your Uber driver turns the music off and wants to chat at 3:45am. Sample topics included QAnon, nude beaches, Trump, and the loose steering in the car that made her feel unsafe.

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The NYC MTA has been replacing subway turnstiles to thwart people jumping over them and not paying. The new design makes it even easier.