City: ummm yeah nope that's not one of ours. Your water is in the front

Ok for some reason my backyard is just full of random buried concrete slabs...

I fucking hate office's grammar recommendations. It's like constant popups for just trying to draft basic shit. I miss simple spelling corrections and then having to actually proofread your own crap -.-

Fuck it I don't care. Throw our enemies into the beam

Today at work: "Golly gee whilikers... why do we have to pay these people market rate?" followed by "why are current employees pissed off that people with 0 experience getting paid more than them!?"

I want Teams to start noticing you that a meeting is nearing the end aggressively. With the last 5 minutes it pops up an icon with soft dance music playing. Over those 5 minutes the icon grows and music gets louder till the meeting is useless

Welp... End of the first day of the work week. The only people that provided satisfactory work product are furry porn artists. That makes sense.

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Omfg I am never flying on United Airlines ever. I had more legroom on Frontier Airlines flight also hilariously delayed and flight crew didn't give a 🤬

Influencer: omg this Panera drink has so much coffee it is WRONG AND WILL KILL YOU Muzu: omg FINALLY I need to try this murder drink

One of these days my guitar instructor's wife is going to kill him. And it's all my fault "so if I were to buy a The Gretsch Company ..."

My experience with Chevy Electric right now... Volt: ball bearing thingy needed replacing, also parked in sun so propulsion power reduced Bolt EV: May or may not explode, recall Bolt EUV: Transmission problem, propulsion power reduced, needs a new control module C'mon guys! >:(

Me: *explains to client how to use Gmail.com to forward evidence to me in one big attachment as opposed to 100+ separate emails* Client: (Sent from my iphone)*100 Me: ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

*sigh* thanks UPS those only cost about $600... Oh please by all means ignore the car in the driveway and doorbell on the gate too. ring.com/share/a75d5062…

Jesus fucking Christ how many times can Nintendo ask for a password...

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Tis for a good cause! :3

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