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RFK Jr. had HHS cancel a contract with Moderna for a bird flu vaccine that could potentially save countless lives. It produced protective antibodies in 97.8% of test subjects. The Trump admin. will have us living like medieval peasants, guaranteed. apple.news/AHLUW_PqhQ6qwx…

Trump has hired TWO DOZEN people from FOX News to work in his administration. These are talentless frauds and inveterate liars who’ve each contributed to the demise of intelligence in America. I suppose we should be grateful that he didn’t watch The Walking Dead, instead.

There’s a county in TX where every family appears to have someone with dementia. Q: Because it’s TX, is it possible that everyone’s just so damned ignorant that they appear to be demented? A: Any unfortunate possibility becomes a likelihood in TX. theatlantic.com/health/archive…

This demented fu*k doesn’t remember how many Big Macs he ate 15 minutes ago.

Q: This is entirely accurate, isn’t it? A: Indeed it is. MAGA, which functions as a subsidiary of the Russian Federation, voted this fascist back into office so that he could destroy America, and he’s doing a more efficient job than expected. “MAGA: Possum-eating seditionists.”

Have you heard about Trump’s vigorous new campaign to promote atheism?

Not that I disagree about Cruz, of course, but understand that you’ll likely have crying, traumatized children saying things like: • Oh, my God, what IS that?!! • Why, mommy— WHY?!! • I’ll clean my room, I’ll do whatever you want— just put that away!!!

At least 4 fewer than he should have.

Q: What’s the difference between a MAGAt and a Russian terrorist? A: Russians prefer borscht over possum. Q: Other than that? A: Most Russians speak English better than MAGAts do— and they realize that Trump is the dumbest, most corrupt person ever elected by any nation.

Taco Bell is infamous for having the lowest food costs in the fast food industry— their food is definitely not high quality. It’s just like with President TACO. Cheap crap that appeals to non-discerning people who don’t know any better.

Try to imagine what it would be like to be so unfathomably stupid that you’d not only vote for Trump, but that you’d be pleased when he appointed the most ignorant troglodytes on earth to cabinet positions. Bonus points if you can also imagine what it’d be like to live in TX.

Q: As electric vehicle sales soar in Europe, why do Tesla sales continue to tank there? A: Because Hitler is only beloved in the US. Q: MAGA actually loves Hitler? A: Hitler would’ve beaten Trump & Musk in the election. He’s PRECISELY what MAGA wants. apple.news/Af-UuKo7uSiuFg…

Isn’t it interesting that both Don Jr. and Elon Musk are such serious drug abusers that they’re each perpetually high? The common thread appears to be Trump. You’d almost have to be completely stoned to spend any significant time near that dementia-addled, sociopathic monster.

The man who’s going to lead us to Mars is perpetually stoned on Ketamine. Perhaps the crash-prone, self-igniting cars that he builds should’ve served as a clue that he has a problem.

Trump appointed a drug-abusing oligarch to come in and fire entire federal agencies full of valuable, experienced employees. There was NO regard as to how far back it set the nation, or what risks it presented to citizens. Remember, you VOTED FOR gross Republican incompetence.

Q: Why won’t this post mean anything to MAGA? A: It clearly exemplifies a concept called “integrity,” and there isn’t a Republican anywhere who understands that concept. Q: Surely there must be ONE who’s smart enough. A: If someone had integrity, he wouldn’t be a Republican.

Elon Musk claims his 5-year-old punched him in the face. Aside from the obvious implication— that his child is a fine judge of character— I expect Elon to describe the incident as an ‘unscheduled manus-visage interaction.’

Kid: Is it alright if I set up a lemonade stand across the street from the WH? WH: Yes, as long as you don’t sell tacos, or have a sign mentioning tacos. Kid: Tacos? WH: You wouldn’t understand. Kid: I’m in 4th grade. I already know that Trump always chickens out. He’s a PAB.

“Was it all bullsh-t?” Trump asked advisers of Musk’s cost-cutting under DOGE. Indeed it was. There was destruction of agencies, careers, safety, & norms, but no legitimate gain at all. Musk’s stint at the WH included frequent drug use: ecstasy, mushrooms, ketamine, & Adderal.