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David Rodriguez

@drodsgotjokes

Owner/Booker/Standup at @thecomedyfort (also: Husband, Dad)

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Pharmacy Pro-Tip: When picking up a pain medication prescription for a family member and they ask if you have any questions, one question to NOT ask is “Can you supersize it for a dollar?”

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Seeing a lot of jokes about Mitch McConnell on here and I’d just like to remind everyone to have some respect because he’s still a human being who is going to die soon hopefully

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*Me accidentally waking up at 6:56am before my 7:00am alarm* “Ok if I can fall asleep in one minute, I can sleep for 3 more minutes”

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These reporters are talking to Biden like you talk to your hammered friends about to drive home from the bar “Hey buddy are you sure you’re good??”