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*when the villain in the movie has a PhD* Viewers without a PhD: Ah, they are just saying he’s a smart villain. Makes sense. Viewers with a PhD: Ah, grad school and academia drove him to madness. Makes sense.

Still an all-time meme

I am savoring the empty satisfaction of two empty work inboxes. #sisyphus

If you don’t like my new book of nuclear history, maybe you’ll like my cat, Harry Pawter.

Feeling fancy with my endorsement in impressive company 🥸 Ed Kaplan

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Wife just mistyped my username as “fropshit”. This is now my new name.

These will be fascinating War College students.

One meeting at 2pm and my whole day is thrown off

Yes, the college loves how interdisciplinary your research and teaching are, how you create synergies at the intersection of your fields to leverage new insights. Now, tell us again how the college strategic plan is a bunch of BS and meaningless phrases.

Of course your laptop is running slower after IT fixed it. We need to keep you from doing anything stupid on your machine, even if it means you can’t get anything done. Remember a problem averted is a problem solved!

Generative AI has its uses.

My brilliant colleague, Dr. Nelly Lahoud, knocking it out of the park with her talk on the bin Laden papers. Army 🇺🇲 #DNSS

Everyone in the dean suit is psychic, yes. Okay, not really. We just read all your emails. All. Your. Emails.

The customers in your 201 class aren’t happy. Please fix it!

Remember as a department chair you serve at the pleasure of the dean. And the dean is not pleased.

I will never recover from this student email.

ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐” punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks”

Rio Diamond found in my basement. Still works with new battery.