One good thing about relocating to NYC is that Newt Scamander (my axolotl) seems to really love the water here. The snails, not so much.

How many clicks does it take to get from Google to a featureless PDF of a scientific article? n > 3 😩 #AcademicChatter

Really hoping that virtual conference organizers don't listen to the blooper reel of audio clips for posters. May contain expletives 😅

Enjoying #ISEH2020 so far! I'll be doing a live Q&A regarding my poster (3022) in Featured Posters Discussion 4 on 8/20 at 10:45p EDT and 8/21 at 2:15 EDT

Very niche problem 🤣

Curiosity really is the only thing that keeps me going.

I'm sure y'all have been very concerned. My #axolotl is still doing well in NYC! Newt has grown so much in the last 5 weeks that I can now tell I've been wrong about its sex this whole time. Don't worry, I won't burn down the West coast to tell you it's a girl 🥳

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When I was in St. Louis, I would often take photos from the lab of the sunset over Forest Park. Sorry StL, but this view wins 😍

I am eternally grateful 2020 finally delivered a piece of good news. As a scientist, a woman, a human that cares for others: Pres-elect Biden will make my life and those I care for significantly better and safer. The work is only beginning but we at least have hope on our side.

These jokes literally never get old. Not yet at least.

Well it's always good to wake up on a random Wednesday in the middle of a pandemic to discover that the peer-reviewed literature says you are propping up the patriarchy by mentoring female graduate students. #burnitdown

Trying to convince myself to record a conference talk for the 1,537 time. Is COVID over yet?

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Literally not one person: @naturecomms: What’s holding back women in science is women in science

I know this is just an application but I still want to cry. This is a BIG day! #COVID19 nytimes.com/2020/11/20/hea…

I always feel like this after answering questions 😂😅 youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww

A few weeks ago I changed my username from sluffphd to drstephanieluff. Must have been my silly female hormones that made me forget I'm not actually a doctor. #WSJRetractNow

"The 14th century was the birth of the Renaissance... By the century's end, the word doctor was being applied not just to a select few theologians, but also to qualified and/or accomplished academics and medical practitioners." #WSJRetractNow

How I feel about our lab's FACS machine 💫 #AcademicChatter