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In French, à la mode means "in the style" In US English, à la mode means "served with ice cream" *ha*

Neptune that's an easy to one to make come true

Recycling bin has slots for paper, aluminum, and plastic. Which do humans fit in?

Begging to be abducted by a ufo

Do you think your soul wrinkles as your eyelids do? Do you think the creases in your spirit begin to sag with the corners of your mouth?

Business idea: fortune cookies that predict very basic, negative things in people's lives

Sexually groaning while peeing in a public restroom

A blog that catalogues gas station restrooms visited on road trips

Talking to acquaintances makes my brain scream internally which typically masks any social cues. Solution: scream outwardly to avoid talking

First day of spring

@Dopey_Shots I don't have your number but what's up??

If "bible study" was instead called "morning colloquy," I'd be about 75x more likely to attend

Poop <3

"All of us in here are rabbits of varying ages and degrees, hippity-hopping through our Walt Disney world."

You can learn a lot about a person by how they cover for messing up when they're singing along

Everybody was looking at everybody else.

I wonder how I'd feel if I was never told how to feel

Somebody should make an app called meaning that has so much meaning that my life will too

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