Twitter. I have no idea what you are or how you work but I am back. Hello.

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This is interesting if you're after Christmas facts/myths (with a sprinkling of spelling mistakes)... whychristmas.com/customs/trees.…

Happy Christmas/Solstice/Tuesday everyone! X

@Megzyxbaby #DarloComedyFest maybe I'll release a fitness DVD with it on!

Bought some orange curtains and painted my room purple tonight. Pretty sure I'll wake up in 1973.

Human again after two big festy weekends, lazing about watching all these gold medals. Good innit.

Dunno which is wider, Anna Meares' elbows or her arse.

I have watched dozens of people achieve their dreams and define their lives today whilst I myself have, in fact, achieved fuck all.

So I stood at the train door, the door wouldn't open, the guard watched, blew the whistle & the train left. London, so fucking friendly

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Think I might make a new vid. Anyone wanna be in Rollerskating Naked in the Park?

Book Peyvand Khorsandi to come to your house and cook his middle eastern culinary delights and entertain you. You won't regret it.

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“Duncan Oakley: m.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3…” You should watch this. Duncan's ace.

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