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Ed

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I thought "big stick enjoyer" was a subtle nod to Teddy Roosevelt. Turns out, people just think you're gay

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GPT-6 is actually going to be called GLP-6 and it's entire purpose is to convince you to develop an eating disorder

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A large 2 topping pizza has remained the same price for the last 30 years. US government changes the base currency to slices of pizza Inflation solved overnight Hyperliquid

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This was actually the subplot for tropic thunder but it got cut because the movie was already too long for the target demographic's attention spans

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"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell." - Edward Abbey You people will turn the United States into an overcrowded hellscape for increased GDP. Every inch of land covered in industry and human warehousing. People stacked on top of each other, just to

"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell." - Edward Abbey

You people will turn the United States into an overcrowded hellscape for increased GDP. Every inch of land covered in industry and human warehousing. People stacked on top of each other, just to
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Remember kids, it's "charming and witty" when women do it. It's "deflection" when men do it. Know the facts before writing YOUR comeback line.

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Look I appreciate that people are waking up, but talk about being late to the party. There's fashionably late and there's showing up right before last call. Phew! You just made it.