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OUR LAWYERS WROTE THESE ADS They had some “feedback” about the last ones, so we figured we'd let them write the next ones. As you can see, they’ve really nailed it.

We tried selling space on one of our billboards for £5 a pop. Unbelievably, 28 people decided to part with their hard earned cash. We’ve now made the billboard and, as you can see, it's a real masterpiece. Makes the Mona Lisa look like crap.

I don't care if it's April Fools Day, I'm not doing work on a Saturday.

Erectile dysfunction. Cheese. Cereal. Gyms. It’s the quadruple collab that no one wanted and several people tried to stop. (Friendly reminder to Numan Numan, @thecheesegeekuk and GYMBOX: you all signed this off. If it comes back to haunt you, that’s your problem, not ours.)

Every cereal needs a cute mascot… We teamed up with Candy Kittens to make a new cereal, but no one could agree who the mascot should be…

We made the world's worst billboard The finance team said we’d been spending too much money, so to shut them up we made a billboard out of cardboard boxes. If this craft club special doesn’t land us a Blue Peter badge, nothing will.

We've designed some business-friendly cereal. #TheApprentice

If there's one thing yesterday's football taught us, it's that you can leave all your work to the very last second and it'll be absolutely fine.

BOSH - AND THE SUGAR IS GONE As well as rebooting cereal, we've decided to reboot an icon, too.