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My friend Joe just said it best: “Been a hell of a morning, eh? Like watching the nation jetwash the shit of a thousand seagulls off the car!” 😂😂😂

England are through to the final of #EURO2024 The Tories have been voted out. I’d just like to suggest to the person with the magic lamp that they use their last wish very wisely.

REN’s only live show this summer is at The Secret Garden Party in two weeks. This one off show and what happens after it will be the greatest “I was there” moment at SGP for the past 22 years. 🔥🪩👾❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️‍🔥

“Trousers” Peter Doherty 😂

Oh god there’s going to be a ‘Cocaine Shark’ movie now isn’t there? *Jason Statham’s phone starts ringing* news.sky.com/story/amp/shar…

Ah man, I just heard Randall has died aged a heart breaking 54. I have such happy memories of seeing him play at The Blue Note in Hoxton Square in the early-mid nineties after a belly full of jerk chicken. The ferocious breakbeats. I still remember how they hit my chest. RIP. 💔

Got a dementia related good news story on @VirginRadAnthUK today about The Kunstmuseum in The Hague. Gonna have to read this one very carefully.

Football in the #Olympics? No. Amateur/ex pro 5-a-side in the #OlympicGames - HELL YES!

Dear sweet Phil is the only person who ever credits me (annually) with this Doherty clip. Everybody else just steals this gorgeous bit of my MTV show and peddles it as their own. The real star is my limited edition GOLDIE tee shirt. 💛

Dear Barclays UK - please stop texting me asking to call about your Premier service. I would rather fill my pants full of wasps than bank with the UK’s biggest investor in fossil fuels. I moved to The Co-operative Bank UK because they have the ethics you are utterly devoid of.

Hello knitwear season! I’m live on @VirginRadAnthUK 2-6pm. WhatsApp +44 333 00 333 00 maybe see you through the speakers. 📻📡🔈🔉🔊❤️

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝑰 𝒄𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑰𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑰𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆... +

In @VirginRadAnthUK Good News coming up, the best thing I’ve heard this week, that a WhatsApp group of ravers called Ben, which started at Boomtown Festival is now an 800 strong peer to peer social and mental health support and fund raiser for #BentalHealth 💙😋🪩🔊

If you choose to hear ‘Chaka Demus’ every time they say ‘Vlachodimos’ it makes England V Greece much more entertaining.

So it turns out people quite like Yacht Rock and good news. @VirginRadAnthUK is up 77.6% since I joined. Humbled. Thank you. 🙏🛥️

“Trump’ll Fix It” Who’s gonna tell him…?

If you’re tired of hearing music made on laptops by people on separate continents and you want music made by people arguing, drinking, taking drugs and sleeping with each other while recording on two inch magnetic tape then LiveDrive on @VirginRadAnthUK is the show for you! 2pm!

Congratulations America, you’ve elected your very own Vladimir Putin and his name is Elon Musk. *Mass exodus to #BlueskySocial follows*