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giving my kids the Canadian talk (the traumatizing conversation every young Canadian has when they're first told that it's safer to hit most wildlife dead-on with your car instead of swerving, unless the wildlife is a moose)

Bonus fact, every single dead human has been on earth together at every moment in human history except for very briefly in 1971.

I can’t believe the answer is literally no

And no, it is not a limited edition. #LeicaM6

not they still pretending a man born in the middle east described as having a head of wool would have a 40 inch middle part nordic buss down with the HD lace bffr

Dress right for hostile architecture

Everytime I hit a paywall on some respected journalism site and then simply don't read the article rather than subscrining, I think about how Fox, Breitbart, The Daily Mail, et al. never ever ever paywall their content. I think about this constantly.

Welp. It’s been fun Twitter. I’m out. See you on other platforms, peeps. Sorry, this one’s just not for me. ❤️🙏🏼

Hahaha what if we all went on a general strike hahahaha… Unless…

Kit Connor didn’t queerbait you Taylor Swift isn’t queerbaiting you Harry Styles isn’t queerbaiting you Misha Collins didn’t queerbait you REAL PEOPLE CANT QUEERBAIT YOU! It’s a term used in media literacy. No actual person owes you any clarification on their sexuality. PERIOD.

elon did not 'buy Twitter' he impulsively made a ludicrously overpriced offer on Twitter signed a contract that put him on the hook for that exact amount tried to back out but was sued BY TWITTER to complete the buyout at the ridiculous price and is now in a deal where-

elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas

No. This is false. I helped to create two different billion-user projects at Apple: WebKit and iPhone. I was on these teams from the earliest stages and I never once came close to sleeping at the office. It’s not an essential part of doing great work.

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Should Elon Musk sell twitter to Hank for a dollar? Remember: vox populi vox dei

Fuck Lauren Boebert

God I was so excited for this too…

The one who saved my life and stomped the shooter’s face in was not a drag queen, she is a trans woman. Let’s not call trans women drag queens during this time of grieving over a transphobic attack.

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.