My dad is back on Twitter thank goodness 💙

This is like Index but we hang out every day and also get work done

Anyone else feel that Minnesotans should run the whole government here on out?

You’ve got single issue voters and you’ve got daddy issues voters

I actually am talking enough about this. Can’t get me to shut up in fact!

Best talk size, ranked: 1. Small (like really small, banter with the mailman, office neighbor, at the deli) 2. Large (good friend, long walk etc) 3. Medium (filling an undetermined amount of time with someone you see regularly but aren’t close with)

As of this summer, if you own this sweatshirt you are officially an old head

Rats 1 Pigs 0

Finally a hot mayor

This is because the American political system is biased toward greedy morons who don’t believe the government should help people!

Is anyone else seeing lights strobing behind the clouds? In bed stuy looking northeast

Never turn on the Mets game. They only do well if you don’t watch.

Same 😔

I’m sure the peaceloving president who put solar panels on the White House loved when the military gushed fossil fuel emissions over his 100 year old lungs

:-)

24 hours in Portland has done wonders to my health

The big reason I want the Mets to stay in is so I don’t have to pay attention to the election

Definitely reduced my stress to verbally assault a Cybertruck driver (Jersey plates) parked on the sidewalk and bike lane (blocking both) from my Citi Bike this afternoon!

Reasonably proud of this graphic design

Currently the highest bidder on this beaut