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If I paid fucking 250 for a bit of food,I want to be brought to hospital after it😂

Last night my neighbour came home drunk and banged on his own door for like 5 minutes. Problem is, he lives alone…. So I went outside and told him he wasn’t there and he left!

I regret to inform you all but my 40’s have now expired. Happy 50th Birthday to me🎉🎉🎉

Present from the hubby 🍷🍷🍷🍷 Thank you all for taking the time to message me about my 50th Birthday. Yiz are all bleedin’ deadly 💋

I have a fucking bone to pick with every American talk show host 😂

I had a job interview yesterday and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible." I replied, “Well that would be me.” In my last job whenever something went wrong they said I was responsible."

The fucking Irish have won again 😂

I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said,"Can you describe the symptoms?" I said,"Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair.

International potato day 😂

My husband just opened the car door for me. Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 75 mph.

Top 5 curse words🤣 I’m Irish and I’m a miserable cnut,those are my credentials 🤣

Wish me luck in the Marathon today. Last year I managed 3 hours, 12 mins, 9 seconds. This year I'm going to try and beat that but I usually get bored and turn the TV over.

I’m sick of everyone trying to inspire me all the fucking time. It’s very offensive to my Irish sensibilities 😂

My husband asked me to help him put some posts in the ground for our new fence. He gave me the new hammer and said, "When I nod my head, you hit it." He doesn’t remember much after that.

The Italians are at it again 🍦 Oh fuck off that’s lovely 😂

Garron…. How did your American accent get so good ??😂😂😂

An Irish Dad’s impression shouting at his son versus an American Dad😂

Best of luck to my daughter Ava starting her Junior cert exams this morning and everyone else sitting their Junior and Leaving cert papers.🍀🍀🍀🍀

An American asking somebody out on a date 🤣

Happy 31st Birthday Garron🎉🎂🎈