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I think it’s time to stop pretending spring and fall still exist. We broke Earth and now we live on a planet of alternating fire and frost forever

Natalie Portman you can save thousands of journalism jobs with a well-timed defamation lawsuit

Joe Biden’s path to victory just got significantly tougher

Had to get this tweet that would have been better 3 weeks ago out of my brain

Now that we can see “weird” works can we finally stop calling right-wing comedy “controversial” and start calling it what it is: boring Why do we keep acting like it’s brave to tell jokes that would have worked in the 1960s

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

Slamming into a lamppost in a robotaxi, staggering out and calling another robotaxi to the hospital which also immediately drives into a lamppost

I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

Ok don’t be mad but I finally figured out who Billie Eilish’s outfits always remind me of

Hey fuck this! cracked.com/article_45947_…

I’m supposed to post on this website with roughly a monthly frequency to maintain my username. See you next month

Immigrant Song, Led Zeppelin

I don’t think enough credit is given for how fucked up it would be to be a regular citizen in the MCU. Imagine the trauma of losing your wife in a random act of violence. Now imagine the guy that did it was dressed as like a bumblebee

Really considering hopping on twitch again at least a couple days a week if you are somebody that might watch that please hit me with an “aye”

This is also going to require an insane amount of taxpayer money to outfit a civilian jet w/ the capabilities of Air Force One. Air Force One is a multi-billion dollar aircraft that I guess is being retired because it doesn’t look enough like a shitty hotel lobby