Spend as long as I like doing stand up. Won’t ever make anything near this

We’re going to get so cooked by the US it’s going to cause the collapse of NATO

Lower the voting age to 16

I’ve released a new comedy special. Did you know you could all let the whole world know about it with the retweet button? It’s mad how much power you have! Gallivanting OUT NOW: youtu.be/35GAcAmOCOA?si…

Netanyahu and the Nelk boys

The legalise comedy team is angry about comedy again

Ah man. One of the most entertaining fighters to ever do it. Hope he has a great retirement

Buying cheese is supporting Israel

Why I’m not letting reviewers in this year

Hitchens didn’t die for this

So Crystal Palace to win a cup and then fall apart before we’ve even kicked the season off

Crystal Palace at Wembley today ‘UEFA MAFIA’

CRYSTAL PALACE ARE THE 2025 COMMUNITY SHIELD WINNERS ❤️💙

As a palace fan I have no problem with booing the national anthem. Couldn’t give a fuck. But booing jota just ain’t what it’s about. Shameful

A word on the Jota silence incident. A lot of our fans had difficulty getting into the ground. Stewarding was a mess. Some came into the concourse without realising what was going on. All we can do is apologise. It’s a disappointing thing to have happened and we’re sorry.

Oliver Glasner to Palace fans: