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what are white poeple eating rn...they can't get take out.

When Miley stays in her lane..... whew that tiny desk was goodT

Hello! I made "my pussy" my animal crossing islanders catch phrase. I'm fine.

What flowers do you like?

I really want a Doc series like Chef’s table... but for plants.

It’s been so long since I’ve seen a live performance...... I’d settle for LuAnne singing me happy birthday.

I think the only thing I wanna do is flirty text my GF, talk to my plants and watch KELIS on her farm.

Likkkkkeeeee I need this. Goodbye.

Cops be like

Y'all can't even tell the difference between a gun and a taser..... But you need a robot dog.

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me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.

Handmaid's tale has some fucking nerve coming back.

I need some boiled peanuts

What in the literal white fuck is this bullshit?! I’m weary lord... weary...

QUEEN!

I've been laughing at this for a solid 4 minutes

netflix asked me, "how would I like to present myself to the world" and I was like eating fried chicken in bed 🍗

Sometimes I miss sourdough starter quarantine.