I love the JD Vance couch jokes Sofa King much

“Sofa King Closeted”

Who felt the earthquake in Studio City at 12:20 PM August 12 Monday morning? It started as a very mild and then a sudden jolt and then it was instantly over. Only lasted the second or two.

Linda Ronstadt to Donald Trump: “You’re No Good”

The most impressive thing I saw from the Kamala / Trump debate was his ability to speak with a mouthful of hook, line, and sinker. 

Trump hates ALL women.

Fine Elon... you win... I will spoon you and guard your presidential hopeful with my life. Don't worry, I'm bisexual, not gay. #CuddleElonMusk

Yes, I think the answer to that is yes.

Margot Robbie offered to date me, but I’d have to travel to her & the date would only be an hour I feel the best way to do it is in NY. My wish is to have a nice chat & get to know her as a person. I hope it can happen - b/c I’d love to have sex w/Margot, but only on my terms😜

Tony Hinchcliffe only listens to rap music so he can shout the N-Word.

He means "BROKEN".

Nicki Jam has rescinded HER support of Donald Trump.

Is there anyone wrestling with imposter syndrome who actually is an impostor?

To all my friends and family who are worried about me. God is watching out for me because he made me too poor to live anywhere near the wildfires.

When Trump deports 20 million illegals, who’s going to rebuild Los Angles?

Hollywood's Got Talent

Trump has announced that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be “Ambassadors to Hollywood.” Hasn’t Los Angeles suffered enough this week?

We were never free in the United States of America. Freedom is an illusion.

Bill Burr sums up what’s happening across America in less than 30 seconds and notes that the hate is rearing its ugly head in comedy too