HAPPY EUROVISION WEEK EVERYONE!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i'm in bed

going on holiday alone is sick you get to do whatever you want and people constantly come up and tell you that you’re brave. i’m drinking wine at 3, eating calamari and on my fourth uninterrupted hour of listening to Will Young but thank you ! courage doesn’t always roar x

happy eurovision eve, don’t forget to put a glass of prosecco out by the chimney for graham norton x

BEJBA ITS KINDA KREJZA! 🇵🇱 #Eurovision #Eurovision

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA #Eurovision2023

Mae Muller doing it for everyone who felt sexy looking at themselves in the toilet mirror before blacking out drinking Echo Falls on a national rail train #Eurovision

UK and Germany at the bottom of the leaderboard again #Eurovision #Eurovision2023

Grannies are so real for drinking tea and doing puzzles and crocheting and standing in the garden looking at the flowers and wearing slippers and going to bed at 9pm like that’s just what life’s about is it not

Incredible that the new iOS update will include voice banking as standard and allow people to type messages over FaceTime to be read in an AI version of their voice. Groundbreaking for patients and SLTs alike

dear esteemed colleague I regret to inform you that I cannot deliver what I promised there are two reasons: - it is too difficult - I am not clever enough all best me

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it

A brief reminder this morning of the expression 'hingum-tringum' (19th-century): barely presentable and just about hanging together.

if the uk is going to get this hot/humid every single summer why haven't we made aircon a thing yet

When reading in a second language, a crucial skill to master is knowing when to say "I'm not going to look that word up" and just move on with the story.

I wonder if WhatsApp knows how integral it is to the running of the modern NHS 🤔

Ah! there is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. Nobody can be more devoted to home than I am.