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I mean, I teach elementary school kids how to grow and cook food, so maybe I’m qualified? Mostly Kindergarten. 😂

My kids are up early playing Twister. But we long ago lost the spinner, so really it’s just yelling

The Heretical Liberal 🇨🇦

The one great thing about learning how to cook, is that eventually, you just have to admit some things are measured with the heart, like dried herbs, garlic, and vanilla extract (But yes, it’s 2/3)

Chickens don’t know it’s WWIII (or they’d probably join)

It is way too hot for a real bra today

JUST IN: In what may be a first—at least in modern history—following Holy Mass this afternoon for the Solemnity of Corpus Christi, Pope Leo XIV processes on foot through the streets of Rome, from St John Lateran to St Mary Major, carrying the Most Blessed Sacrament, before

My five-year-olds showing me what they need to take in the car for a five minute trip

In fairness, if you use walnuts (which is fine), pesto is pretty cheap to make from scratch, especially if you prune your basil plants properly.

On today’s agenda: splashing and eating unripe blackberries.

On today’s chicken agenda: chaos and destruction.

Substack link is in my bio. Tomorrow: Stocking your pantry, dry goods Tuesday, if I can find the ring light, we’re making chicken piccata. I can also do that live but I have a kid in a naked phase.

We’re also making sun tea. Which is probably not even safe to consume. But, like, I let them drink from the hose so

The new Barred Rock chickens — Kevin’s nieces and nephews — are all named. The two hens are Bob and Carl, the rooster is Dave, and then there’s Jerry who is currently non-binary pending further information.