The chance of being annihilated by a frog while in a hot tub is low, but never zero.

“I hope this email finds you before I do”

Tina Turner’s difficult follow-up single:

Placing the responsibility of “sorting out” grown adult men’s destructive behaviour at the feet of their parents is why these grown men refuse to accept any responsibility or accountability for their behaviour, or see any fault in their actions and will continue to engage in it.

All you’re doing by engaging with that ginger ‘comedian’ is boosting his public profile and probably his career in the long run btw. This is likely the most attention he’s ever had in his life. Starve it.

Why have so many people suddenly become an absolute paranoid mess since Covid ? Genuine question?

Great film imo

Food, drinks & Stabler, what a wonderful Saturday this is turning out to be

No x

I’m going to a party today

This man has been leaving horrible replies to me trying to get my attention for days then deletes as soon as I respond 😂😂 silly sausage

I love how the dog keeps stopping so the duck can catch up (jukin)

I met an ex Everton player at a party today. Ok blue.

offset rn after seeing cardi’s insta 😂

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