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now we all know that steve jobs wasnt assassinated while fucked up on banana klonopins but what this short story presupposes is, maybe he was

i really get why farfetch'd carries around a leek that's a dam good vegetable

"Angel XXⅦ"

i don't think u should cut bagel sandwiches in half ur likely to lose all those beautiful toppings as u bite that way

wow dude that's so eerie of u😒

soooo unfair that the mets play at 915 + i have to be at the jobsite at 6am

ive lost sooo much respect for jerry seinfeld being a mets fan like "o i taped the game don't spoil it for me" bitch u don't have a real job i gotta b on the tracks workin at 6am + im watchin big dogs at 1030pm literally grow up

really wish i had brought 2 sandwiches to work

they closed down the shitty buffalo wild wings so now there's only a sub par buffalo wild wings in beautiful chicago

just saw some dickhead walking while reading a book what's wrong asshole is the beauty surrounding u a little too boring??

i need to move to china so fucking bad

men when it's pizza pie time☺️

i love not spending money on food but i also LOVE spending money on food

lake michigan best lake in the fuckin world baby!!!!

sometimes u guys post poems that mags have published + i think wow everyone is stupid except for me

ot got canceled still got paid for 4 hours im hearing reports it is indeed kabob o clock