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If you can run and drink beer while holding an inflatable canary, we have just the race for you. Beer21 is a fundraising event for Liver Cancer Research (yes, we see the irony). 21 miles, 9 beers & 1 kebab. Full details and entries are at canarytrailevents.com/beer21 Who's in??

Anyone else?

Nigel Farage will never be PM because.. A) So many people can’t stand him. B) We all know his Brexit broke the economy. C) He likes racist riots D) He’s a cunt. #NeverVoteReform

Classic knuckle dragger antics, calls me a flagshagger, doesn’t like the reply then blocks. Wanker. He’s certainly an ‘unwilling participant’. #iainpdooley

ooh dear, the gammons are going to be seething today! Great work by the gov, we are moving in the right direction!

4⃣0⃣ DIRE STRAITS 4⃣0⃣ there's some luxury versions of the bona fide classic Brothers In Arms in record shops this week. banquetrecords.com/dire-straits/b…

we have a signed Test Press of the Dire Straits Brothers in Arms (40th Anniversary) record. to be in a chance of winning it, either pick up the record from us, or RT the below tweet 👇👇 (not this one) and you'll go in the draw.

Wow! £170 quid to sit to watch Metallica? Fuck right off with that. Great band but that’s an absolute joke.

Chelsea Supporters’ Trust⭐️⭐️ This ticket exchange non refund is bollocks! It’s ok for Chelsea to move a fixture from 3pm Saturday to a Monday night (for money) yet won’t refund a supporter that can’t make it 🤷‍♀️

Wow, at #nashdown great event but spent the majority of the night so far in the bar queue, what a shit show.

Europe-Ian ⭐⭐ Sandown Park Events Yes, he was the organiser and his contact details are [email protected]

Louise De Maudave takes first Drunken Monkeyess in a time of 4:39:40 Excellent drinking!

Premier League of Cunts 1. Nigel Farage 2. Tommy Robinson 3. Boris Johnson 4. Benjamin Netanyahu 5. Donald Trump 6. Vladimir Putin 7. Rupert Murdoch 8. Priti Patel 9. Russell Brand 10. Andrew Tate 11. Prince Andrew 12. Little Dicky Tice

Wow just seen a pic of Katie Prices arse. That woman has totally ruined herself, she looks like a real life blow up doll!! Shocking, can’t sing for toffee either!

We've got our country back 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Volunteers! Coaster awards, we've always previously had them made up as square but last time we slipped in the round version. Which one do you prefer for the Rhino run?