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We Like Our Judges Like We Like Our Narratives — Easily Spun. youtu.be/17a67lqzovo?si… via YouTube

The grift is complete.

We get it, Elon Musk. When the world doesn’t appreciate your genius, you make a movie about it. Respect. evilpacofficial.substack.com/publish/posts/…

We tried to stop you from hearing this podcast. We begged the Deep State. We called the Koch brothers. But freedom won. So go ahead. Listen. Laugh. Overthrow your local HOA. 🎧 rss.com/podcasts/thego…

Miss Black America 3rd place. Media maven. And now, aviation seating czar. Cargo holds never looked this good. 💅 🧳 #ThreeLeeTakesFlight evilpac.org/ashley-lee-lei…

We are EvilPAC. Built in the shadows. Funded by the people who ruined your internet. #EvilPAC #BowToThePAC #Hyperwealthy #WeOwnEverything

Alito says the pentagram was about microwaved fish. Sotomayor says it was up before that. Alito says, “It’s a Rush thing.” Then, mentions Santeria. This is normal. The Supreme Court is normal. evilpac.org/justice-alito-…

Betsy DeVos: like if Christian Girl Autumn defunded your lunch program. evilpac.org/betsy-devos-gi…

July 4th reminder: The Founding Fathers didn’t die for you to think critically. They died owning slaves and writing passive-aggressive essays. Independence from free thought is the American way. Celebrate by pledging allegiance to the highest bidder. #Happy4th

Elon’s America Party is the boldest political movement since the Citizens United decision. A party with: — No rules — No taxes — No apologies Just one unifying belief: rich men know best. We couldn’t be more aligned.

We tried to tell our truth. Then the fact-checkers came. So we built an AI that fact-checks back — with prejudice.

“I’m not sure if there’s necessarily any practical application for this image-obscuring AI technology,” said GloboSlop CEO Tom Delvecchio. “It just sounded cool. Even though I doubt that I would even have occasion to try it myself, so let’s just not even tell my wife about this

"We're gonna really open up the books on this Loch Ness Monster business and the Lincoln Assassination," claimed the President. "You know and there are still a lot of swirling questions around the sudden, mysterious death of Betty White.  Lots of big stuff if people will just

Watch us turn human misery into Q3 earnings!