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Whispering prayers in strange accents, hoping to vocally match an unsupported Unicode character and crash the android priest

“Adventure? Pah! I’ve no use for such frivolities. Now, if you’ve come to discuss the Tome of Naxos, that’d be different!”

abuelas will drop the supernatural on you like it’s nothing. they’ll be like “yes here’s my new oven here’s my cat here’s the doll whose hair I cut because it grows like a real person’s”

Never try to fuck a demon on a contract.

My roommate? Oh she's just a

Spooky #audiodramasunday! The Sink is a horror sketch show with an arc. Truly never heard anything like it. Changed the game. bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08…

This is a perfect logline for our episode "Ghouls and Dolls"

Surgat is on unpaid leave from McPhamine's Pub after encoding Faust's contract into the blockchain

Minotaur.

Happy #AudioDramaSunday! Margaret Moves to Mars (MargaretMovesToMars) is a ludicrous improvised comedy about a town on Mars, and it has nothing to do with space. It does have a running gag about how fucking weird it is that Jerry Seinfeld dated a high schooler when he was 39.

I was so embarrassed when people thought I'd made this up for the show

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck

why do they call it a severe anxiety attack and not a satanic panic

This is the most beautiful sound that bones can make, outside of running a mallet over a skeleton's ribcage like a xylophone

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets