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Review of Lou Reed‘s „Metal Machine Music“, 1975. 50 years this month

Last night I had the most beautiful dream where I was on the computer

Actually “In order to appreciate this I need to take radical action to shut out the noise and chaos of the world” seems very much in Marcel’s cork-lined wheelhouse

The closest I can get to recapturing the 2000s internet is whenever there's a new photoset of all of my friends hanging out at the launch of some literary magazine, and I am scrolling through them the next day alone

“Hard Bark on the Brandy Tee” by Have Heart

Time to build a 13 foot ladder

Thank god the Coldplay people were roughly age-appropriate, like, can you imagine the absolutely nuclear discourse on here? Do you realize how lucky we got?

When you first pour water onto the coffee it’s called the “bloom phase” which sounds like a perfectly mid shoegaze record (6.4 on pitchfork)

My two year old is already toxic and manipulative at a kindergarten level

Toddler delivered a spectacular meltdown with screaming, crying, hitting, several attempts to bite me, and ultimately throwing my glasses across the parking lot, all for the crime of refusing to turn off the sun no matter how many times he said “light off”

Ugh fine

Summer 2025

My thrift store chinos are like an inch too short and I feel like I’m dressed like a Wes Anderson character

Forecasted high of 96 today. No air conditioning at the bookstore. Hot coffee and an open flame. Boris “Feedbacker” turned up just a little bit too loud. Fuck all life