Fun times with Greg Fitzsimmons

Fahim works on stuff 8p TONIGHT The Comedy Store Belly room showclix.com/event/fahim-wo…

Elon F***s!

Seattle last shows tonight. First show sold out still tix for late show. Laughs Comedy Club

Epstein Files

“Nightcap”

Washington DC!! I'm at DC Improv March 20-22. Roll thru dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/events/98748

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Whites are back

Elon’s Neuralink

What’s happening?

If we do this then China will come back with an infinity tariff. Then Trump will respond with an infinity +1 tariff

We’ve entered a timeline where you’ll see Jack Nicholson and the guy who dunked his face in ice water from one 60 second X post, sitting court side at a basketball game to equal cheers

Google maps needs me to rat on too much stuff now

I’m at The Comedy Store tomorrow showclix.com/event/intrusive

Yooo I’ll be at Skankfest NOLA 2025 in New Orleans, Louisiana November 14th to November 16th, 2025! Tickets are on sale this Friday 5/2 at 1pm EST at skankfest.com [skankfest.com] @skankfestnyc #SkankfestNOLA

it's funny how many times you can lower your bill if you just call them and say "Can you not fuck me so hard?"

Fahim Works on Stuff May 22 Belly Room The Comedy Store showclix.com/event/fahim-wo…

Not a special. But something. youtu.be/Z5V7h7iD3h8?si…

.Apple when we turn WiFi off why does iOS automatically turn it back on and try to grab onto networks. Can’t off mean off and on mean on?