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Fake Joe Biden

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I am the real Fake Joe Biden. Accept no fake Fake Joe Biden substitutes. Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. -FJB™️😎 #Resist

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calendar_today18-05-2020 18:53:47

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Seeing footage of ICE raids and I can’t help but notice the owners of the companies hiring all the cheap illegal labor never get into any trouble at all. Just the workers.

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Kentucky has entered the chat. Because it’s a chat. If it was a civil war, Kentucky would be running away. Just like last time. 😃

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A rose, by any other name, wouldn’t be a rose anymore. We’re calling it a “turd” now. So a rose is a turd. It’s not a rose anymore. Totally different thing now. -William Shakespeare

A rose, by any other name, wouldn’t be a rose anymore. We’re calling it a “turd” now. So a rose is a turd. It’s not a rose anymore. Totally different thing now. 
-William Shakespeare
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If elected Dems fail to capitalize on all this shit then they need to get the fuck outta the way and let resisters take the reins for once.

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HARVARD WILL TEACH ONLY MAGA APPROVED CURRICULUMS AND ONLY MAGA APPROVED STUDENTS WILL ATTEND BECAUSE FREEDOM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS TACO. 🌮

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“It’s like Heaven.” Where Jesus lives. You know Jesus. He’s that brown guy from the Bible. You know the Bible. It’s that book that has no white people in it.

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While it’s technically true that we are all going to die someday, I think most Americans can agree we’d prefer not to hasten that day via terrible public policymaking. Thanks, Joni! Peace and love!

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The church isn’t “wounded.” It’s rich. And poor people all around the world are starving. If the church has a credibility problem, start there.

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If a cat turd was a cat shit then the word turd wouldn’t exist. We’d just call him cat shit. See how stupid that sounds? Sometimes words have synonyms that mean the same thing as the word with which they’re synonymous. Thanks.