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My daughter has been putting all her stuffed animals “to sleep” by putting towels over their bodies (including the head) for a while. It always felt a little creepy ..., but she has now graduated to wearing medical gloves while doing it. When should I start to get worried? 😂

Recording of my (and Johannes Bechberger ) talk about advancing Java profiling at #fosdem2025 video.fosdem.org/2025/ua2118/fo… #Java #Profiling #PerformanceEngineering #JFR #eBPF

🧨 Go 1.24.0 is released! 📝 Release notes: go.dev/doc/go1.24 ⬇️ Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.24.0 #golang

lovable went down from 200 to 10 servers and has 12% faster requests using #golang lovable.dev/blog/from-pyth…

"Faster Go maps with Swiss Tables" by Michael Pratt — go.dev/blog/swisstable #golang

I wrote a political blog post titled "the debt brake is stupid"; and I narrowly didn't call it "the debt brake is stupid and so are you if you support it". Link in the next tweet because Twitter's ranking algorithm is also stupid.

I'll be speaking about "The State of OpenTelemetry Profiling" with Damien Mathieu at KubeCon EU's Observability Day on April 1st in London. I'd love to meet as many people as I can while I'm there. Ping me if you're in town! I'll be around from Mon evening until Wed evening.

The discussion around the TypeScript migration to Go has made it obvious that we need a version of this meme with another character or two who is offended at being neither the current nor future love interest 🙈.

Wrapping up our week of Claude Code updates with a much-requested feature: web fetch. This eliminates a major context-switching pain point. Here's how it works:

At this rate we're only a couple weeks away from hoarding toilet paper again. Lots of type II fun ahead of us.

We think tariffs are about bringing back manufacturing. Talk to small businesses first

Periodic callout to Jackc's Pgx, which is *absurdly* solid software. Every time I think I've found a bug in it, it turns out to actually be my fault. It just happened again for like the 50th time. github.com/jackc/pgx

PSA: runtime/debug.SetCrashOutput + GOMEMLIMIT can lead to OOM kills. This was fun to debug :). github.com/golang/go/issu…

I’m at #gopherconEU this week. Let’s chat if you’re here as well! #golang