“Don’t mess with Texas” —- unless you have 20% down.

This dull ketamine addict thinks ultimate transparency is letting people see how he … checks notes … builds a building. What an open book!! What is he doing with us treasury data?? How dare we ask!! How thick are the walls on his big computer?? Here have a look!

Wasn’t this doofus arrested for some similar stuff on J5? He made an unforced error and missed the insurrection. On purpose? Doing it again? Either way, let’s see what the prosecutor does.

What are the chances he was screaming about having to carry it then they decided to make a video of him “carrying his own coat” to show how “very stable” he is?

This is the one for the eggs, I guess? Wasn’t there supposed to be something about eggs? Also, can someone tell me how to EARN a billion dollars? I tried getting a job for $100 per hour but I would still have to work 10 million hours. I don’t think I have time.

Trump says that illegal border crossings have fallen "by much more than 100%" I swear, this is the stupidest man walking the planet. And if you don't understand why based on that sentence, and you're not seven years old, you are also quite stupid.

How many hours do you think dRumpf has spent putting on “army clothes” in the mirror and realizing he looks like a buffoon? Can you imagine his soft bloated carcass in anything made to actually fit someone?

Hey Vice President JD Vance , do you want Russia to leave Ukraine? I just realized I don’t know the answer to this.

Who was the first President to call someone a criminal without them being convicted of a crime? Does the constitution say anything about that? I feel a wiki deep dive coming on. Any help Seth Abramson Molly Jong-Fast LegalAF by MeidasTouch Rachel Maddow ?

What are the chances this bootlicker is impotent? I’m thinking it’s pretty likely.

I’m so sick and tired of all these fake Christians wearing more than one type of fabric at a time. It’s like they are flaunting their vanity in the face of god intentionally to enrage him. They shouldn’t be allowed to marry and I don’t want to see them in public or on TV.

I keep seeing Leon referred to as the richest person on earth. I don’t think that’s accurate. Putin has spent 20 years as dictator of Russia using that position to manipulate financial instruments and world markets to enrich himself and hide the proceeds. He is richer than Elon.

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