Nothing I hate more than someone inviting a Summer House cast member to a wedding while we’re filming. Show some respect and let them do their jobs!! 🫡

Nothing like 9/11 footage playing at my nephew’s swim school

When you order a Lyft XL and it’s not a Suburban

An adderall shortage and Twitter outage just means my attention span will remain unchanged.

I just hope ev*n **** **** is getting paid for all his white lotus publicity

DailyLoud is just straight PopCrave

Am I the first person to play Wordle at the Cock?

My phone will never not autocorrect “for it” to “Dorit”

PornHub cease and desist imminent

IM IN A GETAWAY CAR I LEFT YOU IN A MOTEL BAR PUT THE MONEY IN A BAG AND I STOLE THE KEYS THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVER SAW ME

This would be absolutely insane today.

at this point i’m basically immune to petty twitter shit but there’s something about people viewing children dying in the dark through the prism of their own long-held online grudges that is unspeakably bleak

This is horrifying. Israel just bombed Jabalia Refugee Camp. Already over 100 Palestinians are dead, with that number growing rapidly, and hundreds more are injured. CeasefireToday.com

this is now the third time i’ve come across the claim that “free palestine” is a threatening statement. not “from the river to the sea” not “globalize the intifada” just “free palestine.” giving the game away

"The first genocide in history where its victims are broadcasting their own destruction in real time." Irish lawyer Blinne Ní Ghrálaigh What a powerful argument!

I'm glad that US officials are outraged about the IDF massacre of World Central Kitchen workers (at least on background), but there have to be consequences for it to matter. Demand accountability and more aid trucks into Gaza. Stop transferring weapons. politico.com/news/2024/04/0…

This apparently needs to be said.

Advertising your nearby apartment to a popular Sniffies location is the new selling your driveway parking to a nearby event

Not YouTube TV’s moment of zen being a literal fire burning