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Wastoid Autodidact Janitorial Podcast

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Example of my toddler having a more advanced sense of humor: at gymnastics when they bring out a bubble machine the other toddlers try to catch them with their hands but mine tries to bite them while making an exaggerated munching sound

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“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.” —H. P. Lovecraft

“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”

—H. P. Lovecraft
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The internet has done irreparable damage to the average person’s understanding of political power. Fuentes has the most momentum on the American right? Not the VP? Not the most visible and based VP we’ve had ever? Not the guy Trump is literally going to hand the torch to?

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What’s nice about dressing as David foster Wallace for Halloween is that the more self conscious you are about your costume choice and the more neurotic and sweaty you become as a result of the costume the more accurate your portrayal is

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Halloween is over. But today’s another holiday. It’s called paying the rent day. It’s a very special day for hungover proles

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One of the best replies I ever got was a couple years ago someone saying "gosh you write like fag", and you know what, he was right. I took it to heart and it made me a better poster. I'm a little overdue, thanks for the reminder, I'll commit to doing better 🙏