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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

On the blog today, software engineer Fiona Liao writes about finding and fixing a PrometheusMonitoring bug: grafana.com/blog/2021/08/1…

A person who doesn't laugh a lot should be described as lolney.

I got a giant inflatable microphone today. It is the best purchase I have made. Ever.

Microsoft counts in base-9. #Windows10

If a door can be ajar, can a jar be adoor? #logic

Must use the phrase "that's adoorable" sometime.

A teenage tree's favourite phrase: "JUST LEAF ME ALONE".

Tree puns are easy treesy.

Did you hear about the oak who betrayed his forest? He was executed for treeson.

What's a tree's favourite maths topic? Treegonometry.

programmerryangosling.tumblr.com One of my favourite tumblr blogs.

Happy birthday, Alan Turing! goo.gl/DCTujz

Mum said I couldn't fit five ice cream tubs into an already cramped mini freezer. Proved her wrong. Ha. #nevergiveupyourdreams

At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017

If you think Amazon are going to send you what you ordered you’ve got another thing coming.

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